i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
I thought you meant someone called “the word assassin”
how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH
English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple
French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme
*800 years of war*
"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase
right up there with Viva la pluto
I dress better than I read
I don’t need friendship. Friendship causes pain.
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Hells ya bruh *fist bumps doc*
sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’
My shower has two modes:
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